Aries: Is actually really fuckin chill (except for my Geography teacher, OH MY GOD) 

Taurus: Really fucking funny

Gemini: Either uses too much sarcasm or doesn’t understand it 

Cancer: Really fucking sensitive (tru) 

Leo: Really quiet or really loud, and really hot all the time 

Virgo: Legit devil

Libra: Is friends with everyone, and is probably a secret spy 

Scorpio: Dark mysterious and hot, but gets offended a lot 

Sagittarius: Laughs at really fucked up dark jokes and everyone hates on them for thinking its funny 

Capricorn: Dominating Christian Grey that has or has thought about being a drug dealer 

Aquarius: Really smart when they want to be, and secretly thinks they have superpowers 

Pisces: Cries at least once a day, and is really fucking creative