the signs on Halloween

ARIES "Why are you attacking me right now? I had to buy a real axe. I want my costume to look authentic"

TAURUS "No, this is all wrong. If you put the cobwebs there it distracts everyone from the gravestones. I'll fix it"

GEMINI "Ok, so I found this thing on Google. It's the , 'Top 20 Pranks to Play on Trick or Treaters', so I'm answering the door tonight"

CANCER *is decorating sugar cookies by icing on spiders with smiley faces*

LEO "I'll take as many selfies as I want, Halloween is only once a year"

VIRGO *organising bowls of treats to accommodate to the preferences and possible health requirements of trick or treaters*

LIBRA "Don't laugh at me. I couldn't decide between the Angel or Devil costume and by the time I got there this was the only one left. Let me live"

SCORPIO "No, I'm not too old to go trick or treating"

SAGITTARIUS "So! Who's exploring the abandoned house with me later tonight?"

CAPRICORN *spends all night watching horror movie classics*

AQUARIUS "Do you think Halloween would be a good time to try and contact aliens?"

PISCES "Everyone! Look at my costume real quick" *trips on it and falls over*