mabellazuli:

Aries: “The rare pepes”

Taurus: “Toothpaste fixes everything.”

Gemini: “I call it.. Jet Fuel CAN Melt Steal Beams.”

Cancer: “You gotta try that chocolate milk. Then you’ll understand.”

Leo: “Hentai?” “Yeah! Hentai!”

Virgo: “I wanna go shit on a rock.”

Libra: “Yo you saw the Eiffel Tower? Was it big?”

Scorpio: *pulls large container out of backpack* “Does anyone want a fried Oreo? I woke up at 4 in the morning and got bored so I made a bunch. 

Sagittarius: *in a serious voice* “….Buy the chocolate milk.”

Capricorn: “It’s all ogre now.”

Aquarius:  “Just fucking JOHN CENA out of nowhere.”

Pisces: “He literally thinks milk is a government conspiracy.”